A Sunday School teacher asked little Willie who the first man in the Bible was.
"Hoss." said Willie.
"Wrong," said the teacher. "It was Adam."
"Aw, shucks!" Willie replied. "I knew it was one of those Cartwrights."
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A Sunday School teacher asked little Willie who the first man in the Bible was. "Hoss." said Willie. "Wrong," said the teacher. "It was Adam." "Aw, shucks!" Willie replied. "I knew it was one of those Cartwrights." Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple [...] Murphy’s Laws of Law Enforcement New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy. You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you have left the station. Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in a foot pursuit through [...] Vacation Offer A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss’ kind offer. The boss asked, "Why would you turn down such a generous offer?" The newspaper [...] |
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